So uh, London Olympic Board… you’ve decided to let beach volleyball players wear shorts and shirts instead of bikinis in an attempt, and let me make sure I got this right, “to improve the sport’s popularity?” Ok, that’s one way to go I guess… I mean if there’s one sure way to improve women’s anything it’s by covering the girls with tarps. You know, after the Beijing Olympics I thought that perhaps the new beach volleyball cheerleaders (it’s a video!) would be the way you guys would go, but this will probably work too. Hey, while you’re at it maybe you should make butt-slapping-congratulations illegal as well! I know I don’t hate anything more than two fit women spanking each other lightly. Repeatedly. Especially when they’re a little sweaty, sun-kissed, and exotic. Hey, while you’re at it you should introduce a nationwide fine for girl-on-girl pillow fights, knee-high socks, pig tails, and eating lollipops and ice cream cones in public, that way you can finally get rid of those last three tourists who still enjoy your cuisine and bright sunny beaches.